“Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.”

- Harriet Braiker

Answers to Your Questions.

A: No, I never killed anyone…

A: No specifics, but it’s average to above average…

A: Underneath a pool table…

A: I have no idea…honestly…SNL just didn’t renew my contract? (No bad feelings though…)

A: I left The Daily Show because of family needs and I got a deal with CBS. (No bad feelings on either side, it was all good….)

A: Jon Stewart is amazing.

A: Kansas City Chiefs baby!

A: All kinds… but pound for pound… AC/DC!

A: I started at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City…

A: Caddy Shack… I grew up on it…

A: George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Sam Kinison, Denis Leary…too many to mention here….